Well, let's see... you're going to play punk music, and really bad punk music at least for the time being. How about we observe the rules of punk band names: 

1) If at all possible, your name should contain a number (Sum 41, Blink 182, 7 seconds, I know there are more but I can't remember) 

2) Your name can also contain an anti-government or anti-society slant that makes a point about how oppressed you feel (propagandhi, good riddance, anti-flag, no use for a name, etc.) 

3) Your name could also be self-depracating (Rancid, Snot, the used, or the ultimate: anal cunt) 

4) Your name could contain a color (black flag, green day, goldfinger, etc.) 

5) This has nothing to do with punk rock, but I was reading recently about animals that just refuse to breed. The two main examples are pandas and seahorses. This concept would be good for a band name I think. 

Combining the above rules, we can come up with numerous band names: 

13 white scars 
Class of worthless 
Blackmouth 69 
Seahorse bill of wrongs 
Rainbow genital wart 
8 whitehouse 9 
Asstastic gutter golf 
Monogamous seahorse and the breeding pandas (I like that one a lot) 
Fuck your own panda 
Brown panda buttstripe 
Disenfranchised pink seahorse 
Hebrew earwax cult 
99 sperm consortium 
Panda is chicken 
Hit F7 for fascism, F9 for purple panda spoodge 
I hate you, panda 
Seahorse House of Commons 
1,1,2,3,5,8,13 
I am a golden terrorist 
Golden panda shower 

All in all, my favorite is: Panda is Chicken!