June 29, 2004
Religions hate Redbull?
This has got to be a joke. A alert reader sent in to me. This is a link about a church group condemning redbull because it caused orgies in their bible schools. If this isn't a joke i am seriously worried about what people can believe is a fact. It reads like an article out of the onion. Anyways if you want to read about how red bull is a tool of the devil. go for it...
Posted by Dan at June 29, 2004 05:06 PM
It's a joke alright. Read some of the other articles from that site. Stuff like "God told me to hate YOU!," "Accept Christ and we'll throw in a free phone!," and "Do you have demons in your colon?" Pretty funny, actually.
Posted by: Clamwacker at July 9, 2004 02:36 PMThis is a complete joke. Landover Baptist are supposed to be the most extreme religious faction on the planet. It makes for a good parody site though.
Posted by: Jon at July 11, 2004 04:28 AMUh... Landover Baptist is a TOTAL Parody. Although I will say that it is frightening that no one can tell the difference between US Fundamentalism and a PARODY of US Fundamentalism.
Posted by: mist3rjon3s at July 16, 2004 03:33 PMIt is a bit frightening how long it's possible to be at this site before realizing it's a parody. A Baptist church in my home state of Kansas, the one in Topeka, actually DOES sponsor a website with about the same effect. Just search for topeka baptists on Google, I'd rather not type in the address..
Posted by: Sam Jack at July 17, 2004 04:40 PMhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church
Posted by: MIke at July 18, 2004 09:54 PMyeah if i had looked at the site closer i would have realized it was a parody, but i still think this is rather amusing... hehe
Posted by: dan at July 19, 2004 04:34 PMWhat ever happened to Red Alert??
Posted by: David at July 30, 2004 10:22 AMoh.. do i look like a moron.. i came upon that page a month ago because there wa an article about sexual star wars toys and i got so mad that I write an email to that church. Do i feel stupid now :)
Posted by: Daniel at June 5, 2005 02:36 PMWhatever happened to Red Alert? He went berserk...
http://www.kooldjredalert.com/html/albums.html
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Posted by: Daniel at May 1, 2006 12:14 AMWHAT???????this is gay
Posted by: at May 17, 2006 06:32 PMWow, caffeine as the work of the devil, never thought about that.
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