Cocaine Energy Drink Cost: 2.00 8.4 oz Active ingredients: Caffeine (280mg), L-Carnitine, Guarana, Taurine, B6, B12, C Calories: 70 Rating: 5 out of 10

I am finally taking the time to review Cocaine I have had it a couple times, and it is a hell of a strong drink. This controversial drink that offends many while being pure marketing inappropriateness genius, came out of no where to be one of the most talked about fastest growing energy drinks around. Look at the picture our dog is sniffing the Cocaine... haha had to do it. So if it packs such a punch, has low calories and gets some vitamin C in you do I only give the drink a 5? Heartburn, this drink burns I mean I feel the lining on my stomach melting away after I drink this stuff, it is like heart burn in a can. This drink tastes like red hots mixed with acid, if you have ever tasted Hot Damn you know exactly what Cocaine tastes like. I do enjoy the interesting debates that come up of whether it is right or wrong to be selling this drink. If it is bad to have it named after drugs and all that, but I can't handle all of the burning. If they could cool this drink down I would say it performs damn solid as an energy drink, packing 280 mg of caffeine which is just a tiny bit less than getting the largest coffee Starbucks sells, but the sickening burning feeling just isn't worth the boost of energy of this drink. So if you want a pure energy burst this drink might be just what your looking for but be warned it burns and your not falling asleep anytime soon after one of these. This drink burns hot, hot like a lava lamp! So remember kids don't do drugs, just buy products promoting that drugs are cool, because then you will be cool too... (If you can't sense the sarcasm you just need some help with your humor, don't send me any anger emails about drugs and kids.)

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Posted by Dan at December 9, 2006 2:39 PM