Jolt Blue
Cost: $2.00 23.5 oz
Active ingredients: Caffeine
Rating: 5.25 out of 10
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Jolt Cola, I remember it like it was something cool and hardcore back in high school. My how the mighty have fallen. Jolt you were one of the first high caffeine drinks back with original jolt cola. The times have changed though other drinks pack more of a punch with other ingredients and more caffeine in them as well. So I guess your behind on the times. Jolt red is really just a cherry coke, and jolt blue is a blueberry cola. I guess I will give some points for creativity here as there aren't many blueberry colas around. I mean It kind of tastes like if you left a blueberry blow pop in a coke for awhile. My biggest problem with jolt besides the lack of getting a kick from it, is that it is far to sweet. I mean this is a sugar laced cotton candy sweet drink. It kind of tastes like syrup, not something I am a fan of. When I was much younger I liked all the sugar I could handle so if your young this is a sugary drink you will probably love. If you have grown up at all you probably won't find the taste very satisfying. Anyways, Jolt time to try something a bit new, try adding in some Guarana and Yerba Mate, then cut down on the sugar, and get some more natural flavors in there. There is nothing natural about the flavor of a blue raspberry blow pop. The coolest thing about Jolt cola's are the cans, seriously very cool keep the can, they reminding of some sort of weird oil can. I know they could be used as a weapon or to permanently seal in toxic waste and I like that. These are big solid cool looking cans. Yippie I had something good to say about Jolt, come on Jolt we used to love you, return to glory with a proper energy drink product. I look forward to a new product and a new idea from you. This blue cola left me feeling gross and dirty, why did you do me like that Jolt, why?

Website: Jolt Cola

Posted by Dan at April 17, 2007 11:32 AM