Sugar Free Crunk Energy Drink
Cost: $2.00 16 oz
Active ingredients: B1, B2, B3, B5, B6, B12, Caffeine, Green Tea, Damiana, L-Carnitine, Guarana, L-Tyrosite, Horny Goat Weed, Ginseng, Ginko Biloba, Milk Thistle, Skull Cap, White Willow, Ashwaganda
Calories: 5 x 2 servings
Rating: 4 out of 10

I was at a wedding last year that was very beautiful, refined, and classy. The best part was that after such a nice wedding, we all went to the reception, got drunk, and danced to the dirtiest rap songs all night. I'll never forget screaming "Skeet, skeet, skeet" while old people looked at us in horror and disbelief.

So I have a soft spot for Lil Jon. And admittedly, this drink is freaking crazy - just look at all the ingredients! It's got just about everything you could want in a energy drink - it definitely gets you going and makes you bounce around from the windows to the walls.

The only thing it doesn't have is a good taste. This stuff is gross. The can advertises that the drink "CONTAINS REAL POMEGRANATE JUICE," but it tastes like a weird combo of watered down Gatorade + old apple juice with a heavy helping of gross fake sweetener taste.

The weird thing is that the after taste is a lot better than the initial taste, and sort of leaves me wanting more, so I keep getting tricked into taking another sip. But every time I take a new sip, that initial flavor is really nasty.

I'm sure if you can finish a can or mix it with something else, this drink would keep you going for a night of skeet, skeet, skeet or whatever you have planned, but you can find a lot better sugar free drinks than this one.

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Posted by energy at June 14, 2007 09:34 PM