July 13, 2007
Blow Energy Drink Mix
Blow Energy Drink Mix
Cost: $2.50 16 oz
Active ingredients: B3, B5, B6, B12, Taurine, Caffeine, L-Carnitine, Kola Nut
Rating: 7.85 out of 10
Let the law suits begin. The drug inspired energy drinks was first ignited by Liquid Blow followed by the crazy Cocaine Energy Drink, and now the grand daddy of inappropriateness blow, which can be found at ILoveBlow.com. It cracks me up and you know these people are going to get sued, but they might be able to pull a Cocaine and turn millions of profit before going back and renaming their product.
So after getting over the fact that it is called blow and comes in a little crack vile full of white powder, how does it work and how does it taste? Honestly damn good, I was knock my socks off surprised, I always hated the taste of Cocaine and just said it was marketing craziness with a crappy product, but this is a good product that could hold its own with a normal name. Seriously it has no calories, no sugar, great citrus taste, and has 2000mg Taurine and 240mg caffeine, making it far stronger than a Redbull. After all that you still have an endless stream of hilarious jokes about drugs. I was just happy I could get my hands on a sample before this product is sued out of existence. So if you want to try it I recommend trying to find some fast. You can mix it with any favorite drink I just did water to actually get a taste of the products true flavor, and I was pleasantly surprised.
So a friend decided he had to have some fun with this, "pure uncut energy!" He wanted to snort a bit, yes it isn't real cocaine, yes it is a horribly bad idea (that the bottle warns people not to do, which we notice after he snorted a little bit). So yeah he didn't snort down a whole vile or anything which would likely cause a bloody nose and a horrible burning sensation, but he did enough and had a burning runny nose the rest of the night. So below you can see a picture of his reaction right after doing a line of energy drink, and the amazing sue our ass off packaging that accompanies blow. I love the no holds bar world of the energy drink business, but this is seriously commercialism with out any shame, and well yeah capitalism because money will be made.
"It was like snorting a pixie stick that had been somehow flavored with sprite. It burned like hell, made my nose run, and made me sneeze for about an hour. I've made better decisions" -Blow Snorter
website: Blow Energy Drink MixPosted by Dan at July 13, 2007 2:26 PM