July 13, 2007
Blow Energy Drink Mix
Blow Energy Drink Mix
Cost: $2.50 16 oz
Active ingredients: B3, B5, B6, B12, Taurine, Caffeine, L-Carnitine, Kola Nut
Rating: 7.85 out of 10
Calories: 0
Let the law suits begin. The drug inspired energy drinks was first ignited by Liquid Blow followed by the crazy Cocaine Energy Drink, and now the grand daddy of inappropriateness blow, which can be found at ILoveBlow.com. It cracks me up and you know these people are going to get sued, but they might be able to pull a Cocaine and turn millions of profit before going back and renaming their product.
So after getting over the fact that it is called blow and comes in a little crack vile full of white powder, how does it work and how does it taste? Honestly damn good, I was knock my socks off surprised, I always hated the taste of Cocaine and just said it was marketing craziness with a crappy product, but this is a good product that could hold its own with a normal name. Seriously it has no calories, no sugar, great citrus taste, and has 2000mg Taurine and 240mg caffeine, making it far stronger than a Redbull. After all that you still have an endless stream of hilarious jokes about drugs. I was just happy I could get my hands on a sample before this product is sued out of existence. So if you want to try it I recommend trying to find some fast. You can mix it with any favorite drink I just did water to actually get a taste of the products true flavor, and I was pleasantly surprised.
So a friend decided he had to have some fun with this, "pure uncut energy!" He wanted to snort a bit, yes it isn't real cocaine, yes it is a horribly bad idea (that the bottle warns people not to do, which we notice after he snorted a little bit). So yeah he didn't snort down a whole vile or anything which would likely cause a bloody nose and a horrible burning sensation, but he did enough and had a burning runny nose the rest of the night. So below you can see a picture of his reaction right after doing a line of energy drink, and the amazing sue our ass off packaging that accompanies blow. I love the no holds bar world of the energy drink business, but this is seriously commercialism with out any shame, and well yeah capitalism because money will be made.
"It was like snorting a pixie stick that had been somehow flavored with sprite. It burned like hell, made my nose run, and made me sneeze for about an hour. I've made better decisions" -Blow Snorter
website: Blow Energy Drink Mix
Posted by Dan at July 13, 2007 02:26 PMI can't believe that kid snorted that stuff I am surprised he didn't throw up.
Posted by: Frank at July 13, 2007 03:15 PMI tried it - it's awesome. Got millions of things done in my day. Took a pic with it and they were kind enough to put me in their Top Friends on MySpace (www.myspace.com/blowenergy). Their business cards are black credit cards. Smarketing at its best.
Posted by: Brittany at July 13, 2007 03:51 PMI can't believe what I am seeing that is freaking crazy, seriously your insane for snorting that stuff.
Posted by: Gary at July 15, 2007 11:49 AMDude I want to get my hands on some of this stuff. I can't wait to try it.
Posted by: Ted at July 15, 2007 11:56 PMcheck out these safe and natural energy drinks!
and the fact that I am a loser spammer!
holy shit dan this may be your best review yet. i wish i could have been there for this one.
Posted by: Dom^2 at July 18, 2007 03:31 PMDude thats freakin awesome. I love Blow too... Not so sure about the energy drink, but I love blow.
Posted by: Matt at July 24, 2007 10:53 PMi got this yesterday, i consumed 5 tubes, and i also freebased some of this energy CRACK =)
it was GROSS tasted like burnt HAIR
were can you get blow
i need to try it sometime.. if that can snort it will cool
Posted by: pacapao at May 7, 2008 11:36 PMContact: Energy (at) bandddesigns (dot) com

