November 18, 2011
Zombie Survival Energy Drink
Zombie Survival Energy Drink
Cost- $2-3
Active Ingredients: Carbonated Water, High Fructose, Corn syrup, Citric Acid, Sodium Citrate, Taurine, Natural Flavors, Caffeine, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Benzoate, Insitol, Guarana Extract, Ginseng Extract, Nicinamide, FD&C Blue #1, D-Calcium, Pantothenate, FD&C Red #40, Pyrodoxine HCL, Cyanocobalamin.
Calories-
Flavor-
Rating: 6.0 out of 10.0
Zombie Survival Energy Drink comes in a 8.4 fl. Oz. can and will not only give you monster energy but could save your life!
(CAN INSTRUCTIONS)
In Case Of Zombie Apocalypse...
- Drink entire can contents to ensure speedy escape.
- Fill can with rocks, then throw can at Zombie.
- Substitute for gas mask in case of toxic cloud.
- Use can to collect rain water. Boil if necessary.
- Dispose of can properly. Sounds of litter can alert Zombies to your presence.
I definitely dig this catch phrase they have going for them, Survive the undead. The Zombie world is very popular and engaging. The worst part about this drink is it is only available online. Such a bummer when you are out to scout the latest energy sources.
Bottom Line: It is meant to energize you when are in need of outrunning those Zombies, and let's face it, that is not easy!
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