March 29, 2007

Dear Mother Nature,

The deal is off. You remember? That one where you were all making promises to make life beautiful again and I was going to praise your gloriousness. Yeah, well your little stunt today, the eight inches of snow and 20 degree weather has once again made me lose trust in you.

I know you, like all women, have the right to change your mind at any time but this is bullshit. You're losing credibility and I'm starting to think you should be taking heavy doses of lithium. Hot one day cold the next? This could be a serious sign of a little psychological condition called Bi-Polar disorder.

Maybe you're just doing it on purpose because you're afraid to let anyone get too close to you. You wouldnt want anyone to think you're a softy, Right? Well, you've gone too far. The December blizzards and January frost were enough but you crossed the line today. And did you even stop to think about all the little kids that are supposed to be enjoying their SPRING break? You're a cold hearted bitch.

Losing Faith in You,
Nicole

PS please dont strike me with lightning.

Posted by nicole at March 29, 2007 01:04 PM
Comments

awesome post nicole. i have definitely felt like that before. Sorry you guys are in the midst of another snow. Snow is not a problem in Honduras. Maybe you guys should come visit.

Posted by: erin at March 29, 2007 01:15 PM

Welcome to Colorado Nicole. But what do you expect her to do when all we do is mistreat her and neglect her, completely forgetting her presence until she does something we don't like. We got to put in the time to show her how much we care. :P xoxo

Posted by: jess at March 29, 2007 01:23 PM

I've been enjoying my shorts and daily pool trips...gotta love the 'bu.

Posted by: vegas at March 29, 2007 01:36 PM

it's funny, the day after it snowed i was laying out by the pool catching some rays, but there was still snow in the shade. go buffs!!

Posted by: dave at April 3, 2007 01:38 PM

see, i told you that bitch was crazy.

Posted by: nicole at April 3, 2007 02:05 PM
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