the Nonsense in Between

from the caffeinated mind of a college senior

9pm: i'm going to be a "senior" for another year, does that make me a senior or a junior?
9:04pm: actually i'm a second year senior.
9:05pm: Damn.
9:10pm: i wonder how many credit hours you have to have before they give you an honorary degree?
9:42pm: mountain dew is gross. where's Dan Energy Man Mayer when I need him?
10:37pm: I heard you should try to hold off on urinitating while studying because it keeps you awake.
10:49pm: its also keeping me from being able to concentrate.
10:56pm: I also heard you can damage your bladder by holding your pee.
11:15pm: my marginal propensity to stab out my eyeballs increases exponentially each time I read a page in my economics book.
11:15pm: oh. dont worry about my bladder, I peed.
11:39: There's a fox on the roof.
11:50pm: v=(y*p)/m -so- (m*v)=(p*y) and i'm so not going to remember what that means in 8 hours.
11:56pm: economists take all the fun out of the social sciences. i hate them.
11:59pm: i dont think i'm going to get an "A'' on my econ exam.